HAIL SATAN! Yes, my brothers and sisters of Hell, we will bring down the rain of fire onto this world and we will have massive gay and lesbian sex orgies through all the lands of this world. Truly I say unto you that you shall go forth and fornicate and as you climax at the stroke of midnight, you must yell "Whales on Steemit are of the devil!" at the top of your lungs to truly summon the dark lord Lucifer himself who will bless your latest post with a massive upvote at 100%.