Their Purple Geek

Their Purple Geek desired a lava lamp to experiment on. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a lava lamp being the item selected.

Their Purple Geek carried a stapler that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

Their Purple Geek always kept a bottle of wine that they would cuddle. This seems a fairly odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

Their Purple Geek had a lava lamp that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly weird thought, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. A lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Purple Geek needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

Their Purple Geek craved for a big sponge that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the item chosen.