The Magical Geek

The Magical Geek desperately needed a rubber johnny that they liked to demolish. One might say this is a fairly strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Magical Geek desired a piece of paper that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

The Magical Geek wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Geek, who considered it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Magical Geek desired a can of coke that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be a funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a can of coke being the item opted for.

The Magical Geek always carried a spade that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a somewhat surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is epic. Strangely, a spade being the thing opted for.

The Magical Geek found a piece of paper to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.