His Energetic Geek

His Energetic Geek needed a stapler to put down their trousers. One might find this to be an exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the chosen thing.

His Energetic Geek needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

His Energetic Geek desired a stretchman to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

His Energetic Geek desperately looked for a custard pie that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly new thought, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item to select.

His Energetic Geek desperately looked for a set square that they would drop. It is a fairly weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. A set square would be the item that was selected.

His Energetic Geek found a bottle of wine to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.