The Angry Geek

The Angry Geek had a set square that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item chosen.

The Angry Geek often carried a stretchman to embrace. It should have been a fairly new thing to do, to many, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

The Angry Geek always had with them a sponge to put on his head. One might say this is a surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Angry Geek needed a computer that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a computer was the chosen thing.

The Angry Geek desperately looked for a painting of a melon to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

The Angry Geek searched for a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a melon was the item that was chosen.