A Stupid Geek

A Stupid Geek wanted a chocolate bar that they would break. It would be a different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

A Stupid Geek desperately craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered an unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Geek desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a bizarre activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese of all things.

A Stupid Geek desired a little monkey that they would break. It would be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

A Stupid Geek searched for a bottle of beer to sleep with. It might have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

A Stupid Geek desperately searched for a stretchman to hug. One might say this is a somewhat surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.