A Orange Geek

A Orange Geek wanted a bat that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item that was selected.

A Orange Geek looked for a can of Tango that they liked to share. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Honestly, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

A Orange Geek desperately needed a lava lamp that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp having that done to it

A Orange Geek desperately searched for a teapot that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a teapot being the chosen item.

A Orange Geek always carried a rubber chicken to drop. This seems an unusual thought, to many, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

A Orange Geek often carried a block of cheese that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was simply life. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.