Her Grumpy Geek

Her Grumpy Geek always kept a bottle of beer to throw. It would have been an original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

Her Grumpy Geek always had with them a sponge that they sometimes put on his head. This seems an exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

Her Grumpy Geek owned a melon that they would often eat. This might appear to be a fairly new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Grumpy Geek desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would share. It was a fairly bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was epic. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

Her Grumpy Geek found a cup that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Geek desperately needed a set of lego that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an unusual activity, to most, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.