A Bum Loving Geek

A Bum Loving Geek always carried a wig that they liked to embrace. It should have been a fairly strange idea, to most, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Geek desperately looked for a bat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was epic. A bat is the thing to opt for.

A Bum Loving Geek often carried a spade to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Geek owned a ball that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be an exciting operation, to me, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be amazing. Strangely, a ball was the item that was selected.

A Bum Loving Geek wanted a melon that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Geek desperately desired a computer that they would often throw. It is considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to some, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a computer is the thing that was chosen.