The Jolly Geek

The Jolly Geek always carried a teapot that they liked to share. This seems a curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

The Jolly Geek craved for a can of coke that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item to choose.

The Jolly Geek desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered an exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Jolly Geek always kept a stretchman that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Geek desperately desired a pint of cider that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Geek desired a wig that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a fairly weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a wig of all things.