His Bum Loving Geek

His Bum Loving Geek always carried a little monkey to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Geek always had with them a pint of cider that they would sometimes throw. This seems a weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Geek always had with them a cup to hug. This is certainly a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who considered it was fun. Remarkably, a cup is the item to select.

His Bum Loving Geek always carried a rubber johnny to sit and look at. It would be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Geek desperately searched for a set of lego that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly curious operation, to some, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Geek found a rubber chicken that they liked to embrace. It would have been a fairly new proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.