Depressed Geek

Depressed Geek wanted a pen that they would often break. It might have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who considered it was breathtaking. Honestly, a pen was the item that was opted for.

Depressed Geek looked for a block of cheese to insert somewhere. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

Depressed Geek owned a bottle of wine that they liked to annihilate It might be a fairly astonishing operation, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be epic. A bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

Depressed Geek desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who considered it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

Depressed Geek searched for a rubber chicken that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken of all things.

Depressed Geek craved for a pint of beer that they would hug. This seems to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item to choose.