Exceptional Geek

Exceptional Geek desperately wanted a melon that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be an unusual thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a melon is the item to select.

Exceptional Geek desired a ball that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is an odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing to choose.

Exceptional Geek wanted a tomato that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a tomato was the chosen thing.

Exceptional Geek often carried a can of Tango that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a surprising activity, to many, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

Exceptional Geek desperately needed a stapler to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the thing selected.

Exceptional Geek searched for a little monkey that they would occasionally throw. It should be a somewhat surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be spectacular. Honestly, a little monkey having that done to it