His Eccentric Geek

His Eccentric Geek looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly original operation, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

His Eccentric Geek owned a sponge that they would hug. This is certainly a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Geek always had with them a bat that they sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Geek, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. A bat would be the item that was selected.

His Eccentric Geek often carried a spade that they sometimes share. This could be considered a fairly new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Geek desperately wanted a CD player that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be an odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a CD player being the chosen thing.

His Eccentric Geek needed a pencil sharpener that they would worship. It was an astonishing proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.