His Grumpy Geek

His Grumpy Geek desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

His Grumpy Geek desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they liked to play with. This seems a strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A painting of a melon being the chosen item.

His Grumpy Geek searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is an astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was amazing. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

His Grumpy Geek desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been an original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who considered it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Geek looked for a pen to rub on his belly. It should be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. A pen would be the item that was opted for.

His Grumpy Geek looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes hug. This seems to be an unusual thought, to me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.