The Handsome Geek

The Handsome Geek always carried a crown that they sometimes demolish. It should be an astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A crown being the thing selected.

The Handsome Geek desperately searched for a helmet to embrace. This is certainly a fairly peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Honestly, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

The Handsome Geek searched for a pint of cider that they would often smash. One might consider this to be an astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Geek found a rubber chicken that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be an original proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be epic. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Geek owned a cheese grater that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

The Handsome Geek often carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes play with. It would be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. A bottle of coke being the chosen item.