The Purple Geek

The Purple Geek desperately searched for a piece of paper to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Purple Geek searched for a mug that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a mug was the thing that was selected.

The Purple Geek wanted a chocolate bar that they would sit and look at. It would have been a fairly different idea, to most, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

The Purple Geek wanted a CD player that they liked to break. It is considered to be a weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing to choose.

The Purple Geek often carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a funny idea, to you, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

The Purple Geek often carried a spade that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a new thing to do, to you, but not to the Geek, who feels it was sublime. A spade is the item that was chosen.