My Bum Loving Giraffe

My Bum Loving Giraffe desperately needed a lava lamp that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

My Bum Loving Giraffe needed a cup to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Giraffe often carried a block of cheese to worship. This is certainly a fairly funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Giraffe often carried a can of coke that they sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a can of coke was the chosen item.

My Bum Loving Giraffe owned a lava lamp that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly original activity, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

My Bum Loving Giraffe always carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.