My Boring Giraffe

My Boring Giraffe searched for a teapot to annihilate It was considered to be an exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

My Boring Giraffe craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally break. It might have been a fairly weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

My Boring Giraffe often carried a spade that they would often drop. It should have been an exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was epic. Honestly, a spade would be the chosen thing.

My Boring Giraffe searched for a magic 8 ball to rub on his belly. This is certainly a bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

My Boring Giraffe desperately searched for a crown that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly curious thought, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Giraffe always carried a can of Tango that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.