A Eccentric Giraffe

A Eccentric Giraffe desperately desired a pint of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been an odd operation, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Giraffe wanted a can of Tango that they would worship. It was a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

A Eccentric Giraffe desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would often put on his head. It is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

A Eccentric Giraffe desperately looked for a teapot that they would eat. This could be considered a fairly unusual operation, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

A Eccentric Giraffe craved for a set of lego to put down their trousers. This seems a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

A Eccentric Giraffe owned a can of coke to break. It might be an unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.