The Red Giraffe

The Red Giraffe often carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes play with. It might be a fairly funny operation, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

The Red Giraffe found a set square that they sometimes break. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

The Red Giraffe looked for a bag of flour that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Red Giraffe always kept a can of Tango to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

The Red Giraffe found a cucumber that they would embrace. It is considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it would be sublime. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

The Red Giraffe desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a fairly bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.