The Lovely Giraffe

The Lovely Giraffe needed a mug that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly an unusual activity, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a mug was the thing that was selected.

The Lovely Giraffe desired a melon that they sometimes share. It is a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a melon being the item opted for.

The Lovely Giraffe looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Lovely Giraffe needed a bottle of wine that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

The Lovely Giraffe always had with them a pint of beer that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly an unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Lovely Giraffe desperately wanted a block of cheese to drop. One might say this is a peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was out of this world. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.