A Depressed Giraffe

A Depressed Giraffe looked for a computer that they would often break. It would have been a fairly peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing to select.

A Depressed Giraffe searched for a custard pie that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

A Depressed Giraffe had a pen that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pen being the thing opted for.

A Depressed Giraffe had a sword to throw. This could be considered a fairly original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sword being the thing opted for.

A Depressed Giraffe found a bag of poop that they would occasionally hug. It would have been an unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it would be wonderous. A bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

A Depressed Giraffe always kept a pint of beer that they would often share. It is a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.