The Anxious Giraffe

The Anxious Giraffe wanted a rubber johnny that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a different operation, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

The Anxious Giraffe needed a little monkey to rub on his belly. It was considered to be an exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

The Anxious Giraffe often carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Giraffe desperately searched for a tomato that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Giraffe needed a bag of poop that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

The Anxious Giraffe always carried a toilet brush that they would throw. One might say this is a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.