The Boring Giraffe

The Boring Giraffe desperately searched for a tomato that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be an exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

The Boring Giraffe owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

The Boring Giraffe desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to annihilate It might have been a surprising thought, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

The Boring Giraffe desperately craved for a cup to sit and look at. This seems a strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a cup being the chosen thing.

The Boring Giraffe desired a block of cheese that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

The Boring Giraffe desperately searched for a computer that they liked to share. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a computer is the thing to choose.