My Chinese Giraffe

My Chinese Giraffe desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often smash. This might appear to be a new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

My Chinese Giraffe had a pen that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be an odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the chosen item.

My Chinese Giraffe always kept a cup that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a fairly new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a cup was the item that was chosen.

My Chinese Giraffe had a computer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a computer is the item to select.

My Chinese Giraffe owned a ball that they would hug. It might have been an unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing that was chosen.

My Chinese Giraffe desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.