The Depressed Giraffe

The Depressed Giraffe searched for a wig to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a wig would be the item chosen.

The Depressed Giraffe desperately looked for a helmet that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet of all things.

The Depressed Giraffe carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes hug. This seems a fairly odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Depressed Giraffe desperately desired a piece of paper that they would often hug. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

The Depressed Giraffe desired a can of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Giraffe owned a rubber johnny that they would embrace. This seems an odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it would be wonderous. A rubber johnny being the chosen thing.