His Crazy Giraffe

His Crazy Giraffe craved for a piece of paper that they would often cuddle. It would be a weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper of all things.

His Crazy Giraffe looked for a little monkey that they sometimes play with. It is a surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

His Crazy Giraffe had a sponge that they would often drop. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

His Crazy Giraffe looked for a condom to hug. One might consider this to be an odd exercise, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the item that was chosen.

His Crazy Giraffe needed a bat that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a bat being the chosen item.

His Crazy Giraffe desperately looked for a mug that they would sit and look at. This seems a different proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a mug was the item that was selected.