The Famous Giraffe

The Famous Giraffe desperately desired a ball that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be a weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a ball is the item to select.

The Famous Giraffe had a cup that they liked to share. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Giraffe desperately wanted a stapler that they would sometimes smash. It might have been an unusual idea, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to select.

The Famous Giraffe looked for a ball that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been a fairly different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a ball is the thing to select.

The Famous Giraffe desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly different undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was wonderous. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

The Famous Giraffe carried a rubber johnny to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.