Their Boring Giraffe

Their Boring Giraffe often carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

Their Boring Giraffe owned a bag of flour that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

Their Boring Giraffe needed a cucumber that they would often break. It would have been a fairly funny thought, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Boring Giraffe desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be an unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

Their Boring Giraffe searched for a spade to smash. One might say this is a fairly new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item to select.

Their Boring Giraffe desperately needed a wig that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly unusual exercise, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a wig of all things.