The Boring Giraffe

The Boring Giraffe always kept a melon that they would break. This could be considered a curious activity, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Boring Giraffe desperately searched for a sword that they sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a curious idea, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a sword is the item to choose.

The Boring Giraffe desperately desired a bag of poop that they would often annihilate This could be considered a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea was sublime. A bag of poop is the item to choose.

The Boring Giraffe desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would worship. It would have been a strange activity, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

The Boring Giraffe always had with them a magic 8 ball that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was simply life. A magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

The Boring Giraffe craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly different suggestion, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be wonderous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.