The Naughty Giraffe

The Naughty Giraffe always kept a hat to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be sublime. A hat of all things.

The Naughty Giraffe desperately searched for a big sponge to eat. This seems to be a new action, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Giraffe desperately desired a crown that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been an original idea, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a crown would be the item chosen.

The Naughty Giraffe owned a hat that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a hat was the chosen thing.

The Naughty Giraffe desperately searched for a bag of poop that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Naughty Giraffe craved for a computer that they would drop. It is considered to be a peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was sublime. A computer would be the item that was selected.