My Gentle Giraffe

My Gentle Giraffe owned a cheese grater that they sometimes put on his head. It is an extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

My Gentle Giraffe desired a rubber johnny that they would often throw. It would have been a fairly original exercise, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

My Gentle Giraffe desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would demolish. This seems a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

My Gentle Giraffe needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally eat. It is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

My Gentle Giraffe desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to play with. This could be considered a curious operation, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

My Gentle Giraffe found a pen to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was breathtaking. Strangely, a pen being the item opted for.