The Eccentric Giraffe

The Eccentric Giraffe owned a little monkey that they liked to break. It is a fairly odd idea, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Giraffe had a crown that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Giraffe always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be an odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a block of cheese having that done to it

The Eccentric Giraffe desperately desired a melon that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Giraffe desperately looked for a stapler that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Giraffe had a big sponge that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was stunning. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the thing selected.