The Fat Giraffe

The Fat Giraffe often carried a wig to rub on his belly. It might be a weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a wig was the chosen item.

The Fat Giraffe carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was magnificent. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

The Fat Giraffe desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes smash. This seems an extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was amazing. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

The Fat Giraffe desperately desired a cheese grater that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be a peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

The Fat Giraffe had a computer that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be an unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a computer was the item that was opted for.

The Fat Giraffe found a can of Tango that they would sometimes sleep with. It was an original activity, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.