The Scary Giraffe

The Scary Giraffe desperately desired a painting of a melon to rub on his belly. It is a bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it was stunning. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

The Scary Giraffe desperately needed a mug that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly original thing to do, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the thing that was selected.

The Scary Giraffe desperately looked for a custard pie that they would often demolish. This seems a fairly strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

The Scary Giraffe had a set square that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a fairly curious operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a set square was the chosen thing.

The Scary Giraffe always carried a condom that they would sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Giraffe found a pint of cider that they would play with. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.