The Retarded Giraffe

The Retarded Giraffe desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to annihilate It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Giraffe always had with them a cheese grater that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a funny action, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Giraffe desperately searched for a set square that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a set square being the thing selected.

The Retarded Giraffe owned a tomato that they sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be fun. Who would have thought, a tomato is the item to choose.

The Retarded Giraffe often carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly weird idea, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Giraffe always had with them a computer that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the item opted for.