Her Adorable Giraffe

Her Adorable Giraffe desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been a weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

Her Adorable Giraffe owned a little monkey that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was exciting. Honestly, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

Her Adorable Giraffe desperately needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be an original idea, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Her Adorable Giraffe found a ball that they would drop. It was a new activity, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

Her Adorable Giraffe always had with them a bottle of beer that they would often insert somewhere. It is a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Adorable Giraffe wanted a condom that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was selected.