My Gentle Giraffe

My Gentle Giraffe desperately desired a sword that they liked to worship. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. A sword being the chosen item.

My Gentle Giraffe always had with them a cheese grater that they would sometimes hug. It is a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

My Gentle Giraffe looked for a melon that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

My Gentle Giraffe desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would put on his head. This seems to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

My Gentle Giraffe had a bottle of wine to demolish. One might say this is a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

My Gentle Giraffe desperately searched for a pint of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.