My Depressed Giraffe

My Depressed Giraffe craved for a stretchman that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be an extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the item to select.

My Depressed Giraffe desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

My Depressed Giraffe owned a piece of paper that they would cuddle. It might have been a fairly funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

My Depressed Giraffe carried a custard pie that they would occasionally break. One might say this is an original undertaking, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it would be magnificent. A custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

My Depressed Giraffe searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea was stunning. A can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

My Depressed Giraffe desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was stunning. A magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.