A Fucking Giraffe

A Fucking Giraffe desperately desired a big sponge that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

A Fucking Giraffe desperately needed a pint of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

A Fucking Giraffe craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes play with. It might have been an astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

A Fucking Giraffe desperately needed a hat that they would sit and look at. It would be a curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a hat was the item that was selected.

A Fucking Giraffe desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would play with. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

A Fucking Giraffe desired a cucumber that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.