Her Boring Giraffe

Her Boring Giraffe looked for a stapler to worship. It is considered to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the item that was selected.

Her Boring Giraffe needed a wig that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was fun. A wig was the thing that was opted for.

Her Boring Giraffe desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

Her Boring Giraffe had a teapot that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly new idea, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a teapot is the thing to choose.

Her Boring Giraffe desperately needed a stapler that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

Her Boring Giraffe often carried a pint of beer that they sometimes break. One might say this is an original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the chosen item.