My Boring Gremlin

My Boring Gremlin needed a radiator that they sometimes smash. One might say this is a funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. A radiator would be the item that was selected.

My Boring Gremlin always kept a mug that they would break. This could be considered an exciting suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to select.

My Boring Gremlin owned a wig that they would often sit and look at. It was a different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

My Boring Gremlin desperately needed a bat that they would throw. This is certainly a bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the item to select.

My Boring Gremlin wanted a pen that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be an odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the thing to select.

My Boring Gremlin had a CD player that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it was sublime. Remarkably, a CD player of all things.