His Lonely Gremlin

His Lonely Gremlin had a custard pie that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to choose.

His Lonely Gremlin looked for a cup that they would often put down their trousers. It should be an unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a cup was the thing that was selected.

His Lonely Gremlin searched for a big sponge that they would often break. It should have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the item to choose.

His Lonely Gremlin desperately desired a sword that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was out of this world. A sword was the thing that was opted for.

His Lonely Gremlin searched for a hat that they would sometimes break. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

His Lonely Gremlin desperately needed a teapot that they sometimes share. It might have been a fairly funny exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was selected.