The Exceptional Gremlin

The Exceptional Gremlin often carried a custard pie that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Gremlin looked for a pencil sharpener that they would experiment on. This seems a fairly different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it would be wonderful. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

The Exceptional Gremlin wanted a helmet that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. A helmet having that done to it

The Exceptional Gremlin owned a toilet brush that they sometimes break. It might be a funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be simply life. A toilet brush was the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Gremlin needed a computer that they would sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it was sublime. Remarkably, a computer being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Gremlin found a set square that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a set square is the thing that was chosen.