My Tired Gremlin

My Tired Gremlin needed a crown that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be an original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

My Tired Gremlin always kept a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes demolish. It was a different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

My Tired Gremlin always had with them a teapot that they liked to smash. This could be considered a bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the thing to choose.

My Tired Gremlin always carried a big sponge that they liked to hug. This seems to be a funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the item selected.

My Tired Gremlin carried a helmet that they liked to put down their trousers. It was a fairly exciting action, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Honestly, a helmet would be the item chosen.

My Tired Gremlin wanted a can of Tango that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.