The Depressed Gremlin

The Depressed Gremlin desperately wanted a wig that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Gremlin desperately searched for a can of coke that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Gremlin needed a Harry Potter wand that they would try to balance on their head. It should be an unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

The Depressed Gremlin desired a bat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Gremlin desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly odd operation, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

The Depressed Gremlin desperately needed a lava lamp that they would often break. It is considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp having that done to it