The Jolly Gremlin

The Jolly Gremlin desperately desired a can of coke that they liked to sit and look at. It is an exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

The Jolly Gremlin needed a sword that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Gremlin found a rubber johnny that they would occasionally drop. This could be considered a fairly exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Jolly Gremlin had a can of coke that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

The Jolly Gremlin craved for a stapler that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it would be sublime. A stapler being the chosen thing.

The Jolly Gremlin desperately needed a big sponge that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a fairly astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.