The Grumpy Gremlin

The Grumpy Gremlin always kept a cucumber that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Gremlin wanted a custard pie to sit and look at. This seems a weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Gremlin desired a wig that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a wig is the item to select.

The Grumpy Gremlin desired a set of lego that they would play with. It was a new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was magnificent. Strangely, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Gremlin desired a bat that they would occasionally break. It was a funny exercise, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it would be epic. Bizarrely, a bat having that done to it

The Grumpy Gremlin craved for a lava lamp that they would cuddle. It might have been a new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.