The Jolly Gremlin

The Jolly Gremlin searched for a pen that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be an exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pen is the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Gremlin always carried a sword that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a fairly original idea, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a sword was the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Gremlin craved for a set square that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered an astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a set square is the thing to opt for.

The Jolly Gremlin carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Gremlin desperately wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Gremlin desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.